Playing a little game with the kids. We've got a ton of sports cards and for some reason I thought it may be funny to glue dog and cat heads to the sports cards and give the players funny names. like Cat Newton. I mean c'mon a Cam Newton card with a cats face, that's funny right?
Here's my beloved MN Twins;
- 'Cat' Belisle (Matt)
- Jose 'Boneios' (Berrios)
- Buddy Boshers
- Tyler Duffey
- 'Feral' Gibson (Kyle)
- Trevor 'Hiss'enberger (Hildenberger)
- 'Fish' Hughes (Phil)
- 'Canine' 'Kibbler' (Brandon Kintzler)
- Adelberto Mejia
- 'Yarn' Pressly (Ryan)
- 'Catnip' Santana (Ervin)
- 'Caterwaul' Santiago (Hector)
- 'Jaw'son Castro (Jason)
- Chris Giminez
- Brian Dozier
- Ed'fang'o Escobar (Eduardo)
- 'Gnaw' Mauer (Joe)
- Jorge 'Feli'nco (Polanco)
- Miguel Sano
- Byron Buxton 'Barks'ton
- 'Rattie' Grossman (Robbie)
- Max 'Kibble' (Keppler)
- Eddie Rosario
- 'Kennel' 'Harness' (Kennys Vargas)
- Craig Breslow
- Justin 'Howley' (Haley)
- 'Tabbie' May (Trevor)
- Ryan 'O'Rabies' (O'Rourke)
- Glen 'Purebred' (Perkins)
Hound, Chew, Howl, Bowl, Gnarl, Leash, Menace, Mongrel, Mutt, Neuter, Pant, Pedigree, Puppy, Rawhide, Pooch, Rump, Sport, Spot, Stray, Spay, Shelter, Snarl, Tick, Terror, Terrier, Lick, Tick, Treat, Vaccine, Vet, Vicious, Wag, Whisker, Whine, Audubon, Buzzard, Beak, Snout, Cheep, Chick, Claw, Eggs, Estuary, Feather, Flight, Fledgling, Flock, Formation, Flutter, Habitat, Hunter, Migrate, Ornithology, Nest, Peck, Perch, Raptor, Rodent, Roost, Rooster, Chicken, Songbird, Squirrel, Talon, Fowl, Waterfowl, Wing, Beehive, Beeswax, Creature, Catnip, Colony, Drone, Fertilize, Larvae, Nectar, Pest, Pollinate, Smell, Sting, Stink, Swarm,
Other famous players
- Barkus Mariota
- Ben Rothlesbarker
- Cat Newton
- Ryan Fitzcatrick
- Cat Ryan
- Aaron Scratchers
- Catson Palmer
- Carson Meowmer
- Feline Hunter (Deneal)
- Matt Barkley (real name)
- Joe Catco
- DeBarko Murrey
- Dak Prescatt
- Hairy Fitzcatrick
- Cat Stafford
- Cat Forte
- Amoewy Cooper
- Cordelle Catterson
- Marshawn Loon
- Marshawn Finch
- Rob Gronmeowski
- Julio Hounds
- Jordy Meowson
- Blake Barkles
- Tomy Barky (Brady)
- Odell Barkham Jr
- Catson Wentz
- Kitty Kaepernik
- Kirk Catsins
- Bark Favre
- Eli Meowning
- Bark Bortles
- Stepehn Kitty kowski
- Blake Turtles
- Meow Evens (Mike)
- Tiki Barker
- Meowveon Bell
- Ezebra Elliot