Sunday, March 26, 2017

Cat and Dog Football Players

Playing a little game with the kids. We've got a ton of sports cards and for some reason I thought it may be funny to glue dog and cat heads to the sports cards and give the players funny names. like Cat Newton. I mean c'mon a Cam Newton card with a cats face, that's funny right?

Here's my beloved MN Twins;

  1. 'Cat' Belisle (Matt)
  2. Jose 'Boneios' (Berrios)
  3. Buddy Boshers
  4. Tyler Duffey
  5. 'Feral' Gibson (Kyle)
  6. Trevor 'Hiss'enberger (Hildenberger)
  7. 'Fish' Hughes (Phil)
  8. 'Canine' 'Kibbler' (Brandon Kintzler)
  9. Adelberto Mejia
  10. 'Yarn' Pressly (Ryan)
  11. 'Catnip' Santana (Ervin)
  12. 'Caterwaul' Santiago (Hector)
  13. 'Jaw'son Castro (Jason)
  14. Chris Giminez
  15. Brian Dozier
  16. Ed'fang'o Escobar (Eduardo)
  17. 'Gnaw' Mauer (Joe)
  18. Jorge 'Feli'nco (Polanco)
  19. Miguel Sano
  20. Byron Buxton
  21. 'Rattie' Grossman (Robbie)
  22. Max 'Kibble' (Keppler)
  23. Eddie Rosario
  24. 'Kennel' 'Harness' (Kennys Vargas)
  25. Craig Breslow
  26. Justin 'Howley' (Haley)
  27. 'Tabbie' May (Trevor)
  28. Ryan 'O'Rabies' (O'Rourke)
  29. Glen 'Purebred' (Perkins)

Hound, Chew, Howl, Bowl, Gnarl, Leash, Menace, Mongrel, Mutt, Neuter, Pant, Pedigree, Puppy, Rawhide, Pooch, Rump, Sport, Spot, Stray, Spay, Shelter, Snarl, Tick, Terror, Terrier, Lick, Tick, Treat, Vaccine, Vet, Vicious, Wag, Whisker, Whine, Audubon, Buzzard, Beak, Snout, Cheep, Chick, Claw, Eggs, Estuary, Feather, Flight, Fledgling, Flock, Formation, Flutter, Habitat, Hunter, Migrate, Ornithology, Nest, Peck, Perch, Raptor, Rodent, Roost, Rooster, Chicken, Songbird, Squirrel, Talon, Fowl, Waterfowl, Wing, Beehive, Beeswax, Creature, Catnip, Colony, Drone, Fertilize, Larvae, Nectar, Pest, Pollinate, Smell, Sting, Stink, Swarm,

Other famous players
  1. Barkus Mariota
  2. Ben Rothlesbarker
  3. Cat Newton
  4. Ryan Fitzcatrick
  5. Cat Ryan
  6. Aaron Scratchers
  7. Catson Palmer
  8. Carson Meowmer
  9. Feline Hunter (Deneal)
  10. Matt Barkley (real name)
  11. Joe Catco
  12. DeBarko Murrey
  13. Dak Prescatt
  14. Hairy Fitzcatrick
  15. Cat Stafford
  16. Cat Forte
  17. Amoewy Cooper
  18. Cordelle Caatterson
  19. Marshawn Loon
  20. Marshawn Finch
  21. Rob Gronmeowski
  22. Julio Hounds
  23. Jordy Meowson
  24. Blake Barkles
  25. Tomy Barky (Brady)
  26. Odell Barkham Jr
  27. Catson Wentz
  28. Kitty Kaepernik
  29. Kirk Catsins
  30. Bark Favre
  31. Eli Meowning
  32. Bark Bortles
  33. Stepehn Kitty kowski
  34. Blake Turtles
  35. Meow Evens (Mike)
  36. Tiki Barker
  37. Meowveon Bell
  38. Ezebra Elliot